My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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