Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
