Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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