she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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