ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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