let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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