: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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