ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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