Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
