READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Randomize
