I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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