is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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