That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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