And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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