On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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