just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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