his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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