How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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