ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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