Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
