when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sorry about my life...
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