Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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