She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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