I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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