Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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