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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
As shirtless as possible
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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