Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
