Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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