Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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