she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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