That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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