Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She even gives head with a lisp.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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