Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Randomize
