Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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