Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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