okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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