Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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