just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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