it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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