just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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