Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
only you would photoshop your dick
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
