I smell stomach acid.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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