Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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