High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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