she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
