i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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