I CAN MOONWALK!
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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