Already got asked if we're dating
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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