i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Randomize
