Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I have fence marks all over my body
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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