im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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