'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He felt like a one man threesome
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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