Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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